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Yeah, get it on, everybody.

You know, the reason I'm sitting up here in my palatial estate broadcasting from my expansive office and hammering a huge check, courtesy of CBS, each and every week

is because of our guests this evening, this afternoon, this morning. Whenever you're listening

to the show, Jimmy Kimmel has joined us. Great to see you, James. Don't blame me for this madness.

By the way, you have gone absolutely crazy.

I've not been inside your house for, I don't know, how long has it been since I've been in the house? You haven't seen the super garage? I had not seen the super. I think it was like Christmas time. I came, I actually snuck in your house while you weren't here. The door was open. and I left a couple of animatronic ponies in your doorway.

Yeah.

Oh, that's right.

For the case, which then... The door was open, and I left a couple of animatronic ponies in your doorway.

Yeah.

Oh, that's right.

That's right.

Which then terrified you when he came in the door later.

Well, these ponies, these ponies are, they're sort of life-size for ponies.

Yeah.

And the kids can actually ride them, and they respond to light or movement or whatever it is.

And when I walked in the front door, one of them was sitting right in front of me

and I thought it was that monkey that attacked the lady.

And I walked in the front door and this thing went, and it scared the shit out of me.

But just like, the house is infested with ponies. Yeah, I mean, you could do worse. I don't know that I don't know that there's a no pest riff or an exterminator for that. But yeah, Jimmy got the life-sized pony. I don't know where one of them... Well, actually, one of them took off with the circus. I didn't want to say anything. Really? Yes, the other was commandeered by a dwarf and he rode off into the sunset. That's the last we've seen of them. Oh my God. I know it was very generous. But Jimmy's not seeing the super garage. You don't be a fun thing to do with those ponies, which is something I did with a Tickle Me Elmo, one of those robotic Tickle Me Elmo dolls.

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