Hi, folks, this is Larry Miller. You may know me from Adam's show, which I love doing, and we're really getting along so well. They asked me to do my own show on Ace Broadcasting Network, and it's called This Week with Larry Miller. You can download for free on iTunes. So I'm really proud they asked, unless, of course, they're just trying to get rid of me, which never happens in Hollywood.

Just listen.

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

Sunday is a day to worship. Worship the gods of the gridiron. Heroes with names like Manning, Farrv, Unitas, and Bradshaw. Then there are the other heroes, the ones who get

shit-faced and eat hot wings while watching those heroes.

Men with names like Corolla, Hensch, Damashek, and Cousin Sal.

Every Sunday, these and other luminaries gather at happy endings in Hollywood.

And every Monday, you will hear of their exploits.

With special guest, Will Sassau.

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This is the Adam Carolla Show.

Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Manate. Get it on. Sitting up here at Happy Endings with my dear, dear friend, Cousin Sal, you know from the Jimmy Kimmel Live program.

And of course, Bill Simmons, award-winning author, podcaster. What award did I win?

I don't know.

Thank you.

I just decided you must have won some sort of award for all those books.

Something should have happened.

Yeah.

Heaviest book.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Again, I'm not a reader, but if I was, I got you and Dr. Drew at the top of my list of books I'm going to read first.

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