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Doug Benson is with us this evening, this morning, this afternoon. Whenever you're

listening, that's the beauty of the podcast. Yeah, listen to it whenever you want. Good to see you,

Doug. You too, Adam. It's great to have you back on the air. Thanks. Let me brag. When I say

brag, I'm not talking about me. I'm talking about all the people that made this show, the number one

podcast in maybe the world,

certainly according to iTunes and certainly nationally, it's number one. You guys did all the work.

We got 2.4 million downloads last week, and that was all you guys, all word of mouth,

no advertising. We're not on any

big network sites. We don't have anything going for us other than you, and you spreading the

word, and maybe a little something called iTunes, but either way, we're going into our third week,

and as far as I can tell, mission accomplished. You guys have done everything and now

we're going to try to step it up on our end. We'll get better equipment. We'll get better guests.

I want to apologize in advance for Doug Benson. We're going to get into a better studio.

We'll start editing. We'll really turn it into a full-fledged show because who the hell knew

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