ACS: Brad Garrett
Adam Carolla Show
PodcastOne / Carolla Digital
4.5 • 36.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2010
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Michael Lohan is in the news again, this time for causing problems at a Saddle Ranch restaurant. Adam talks about how Lohan is a bit of a fame whore, which transitions into a discussion about recent podcast guest and former Bachelor star Jake Pavelka. His ex-girlfriend recently whored herself out on TV, just to say that Jake is a fame whore. Other news stories involve Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough.
When Brad Garrett comes into the studio, Adam talks about his recent experience being on 'Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader.' When Adam first agreed to do the show, the producers sent him a disc to watch as an example, and it happened to be Brad's episode. They both agreed that it was fun to do the show, but secretly Adam was terrified of freezing up on an easy question. Brad jokes that he got to pick the kids who helped feed him the answers.
They talk a bit about the Brad Garrett Comedy Club, which just opened at the Tropicana Hotel in Las Vegas. He and Adam talk about doing standup, doing impressions, and also working with Ray Ramano. Brad is clearly very happy that Ray continues to have success on TV, and Brad is also experiencing success on his show 'Til Death'. Brad says he misses and loves stand-up, and it's been great designing his own comedy space and watching new performers blow everyone away.
After a few rounds of Hobo Power, the show jumps into the rest of the news. LeBron James and his mother are being sued for allegedly covering up the identity of his natural born father. The man claims that he impregnated LeBron's mom when she was 15, and slowly put the pieces together. No one on the show thinks they look related.
At the end of the show, Brad teases Teresa about her own Hobo power, and the conversation turns to sex and marriage. Adam says that women shouldn't fake their orgasms every time, and Brad flirts with Teresa about her own sexual habits. He also talks a bit about his previous marriage and divorce, and how it's always rough on the kids. Wrapping up the sex talk, the final news story involves a Dutch porn star who's offered blowjobs to all her Twitter followers if Netherlands wins the World Cup.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Kitty's Ace Man here, just to remind you one more time about a very worthy cause, |
| 0:05.4 | the Kager we're having on Saturday, May 23rd in beautiful Malibu. |
| 0:10.4 | Come on out and join us. |
| 0:12.2 | The tickets are 150 bucks. |
| 0:14.0 | You get all the booze you can handle. |
| 0:16.4 | Leno's going to be there. |
| 0:17.5 | Pat and Oswald's going to be there. |
| 0:19.2 | I'm going to be there. |
| 0:20.3 | Jeff Ross going to be there, Pat and Oswald's going to be there, I'm going to be there, Jeff Ross going to be there, |
| 0:21.8 | and you can mingle with the celebrities and rub elbows with the gentry. |
| 0:25.8 | Again, all the money goes to the Shakespeare Foundation. |
| 0:29.4 | Don't ask me what it is, some poor kids learning about Shakespeare. |
| 0:33.2 | You'll have a good time. |
| 0:34.9 | They'll get an education, and we'll all party down on the 23rd. |
| 0:39.5 | So go to Adamcrawla.com, purchase a ticket, |
| 0:42.7 | and I'll see you in Malibu on the 23rd. Yeah, good times. |
| 0:58.4 | Get it on, got to get it on. |
| 1:00.6 | Want to welcome to the podcast, Brad Garrett. |
| 1:03.3 | Boy, you know, Brad, from Everyone Loves Raymond until death, |
| 1:07.8 | which is now picked up for a fourth big season. |
| 1:11.1 | Right. |
| 1:12.5 | Night at the Museum Battle of the Smithsonian. |
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