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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Ben and Mark

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy, Talk Radio

4.536.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2010

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Adam opens the show talking about how he just got back from San Jose. He wanted to take a later flight so he could finish writing his book, and ended up barely making his flight because he was stuck behind someone who refused to turn at the left turn light. Adam questions the kind of people who aren't rushing to get to the airport. Adam also complains more about airport security, and thinks it's ridiculous that all of the different airports have different rules.



After speaking a bit more about doing the live show in San Jose, Teresa jumps into the news and plays the audio clip of Mel Gibson's racial rant. After hearing it, Adam says 'you have to admire the man's passion,' but Teresa says the recording is 'beyond sexist.' They compare it to the Alec Baldwin voicemail, but they say it's actually worse. They also point out that Mel's career may now be in trouble, and he should have gotten in front of the news the way that Letterman was able to do.



Further news stories involve Spain winning the world cup, and also winning records for most yellow cards in a world cup game -- in fact it doubled the old record. Adam recalls the time he saw the Spain crowd was being racist and making monkey noises at the black players on the British team. He jokes that the win couldn't have gone to a nicer team. The last news story deals with a woman whose death had to do with sexual excitement. Adam says, 'she died doing what she loved,' and wonders why we have to disclose all of this raunchy information.



And speaking of raunchy information, Mike Lynch (still filling in for Bald Bryan) digs up a couple more Rich Banks songs that were deemed too hot for radio. At this point, Adam's guests arrive to talk briefly about their famous Obama Girl video. Adam asks them how they make money from viral videos, and they said that mostly it just comes from ad sales. Since the election was a couple years ago, they've now been focusing on music parodies.



Adam takes a few calls for a segment called Tales from the Cheap, where essentially you call in with stories of your parents being cheap. One man's grandma warmed up tampons that had been rained on just so her daughter could use them. Another was forced to drink Tang out of a mustard bottle, and a final caller had to pay for cheese on his burgers cause his dad wouldn't spare the dime. Adam asks about what kind of bullshit our parents were trying to pull, and wonders if all the extra calories burned was worth it.



Jumping back into the news, Jennifer Anniston just got a new puppy. Also there have were a couple celebrity weddings over the weekend, (Carrie Underwood and Martin Lawrence), and Teresa talks about two Pennsylvania burglars with unusual goals in mind. Finally, Dinah Lohan is in the news again defending her daughter's jail sentence. She says that she's angry with the system, and Adam concludes 'she's the monster who created the monster.'



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Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Ace Broadcasting Network.

0:12.5

From a warehouse in Glendale, California, to your iPhone, it's the Adam Carolla show.

0:20.4

Adam's guest today from Barely.com, Ben Relis.

0:24.6

Plus, Teresa Strasser with the news.

0:27.4

And your pathetic stories as we dust off tales from the cheap.

0:32.1

And now, a man who knew the way to San Jose, Adam Carolla.

0:37.7

Yeah, get it on. Yeah, get it on.

0:39.1

Got to get it on, no choice, but to get it on mandate, get it on.

0:43.9

Yeah, we just got back from San Jose this morning, me, Mike August, and of course the wheeze.

0:51.4

Had a nice time in San Jose.

0:53.6

Beautiful little city over there.

0:55.5

Easy to get to on the way out to Burbank.

0:59.5

The fucking comedy club is practically in the airport.

1:02.8

You guys, Mike Lynch, by the way, sitting in for Brian once again.

1:06.8

He's in a dirigible going around the world and throwing sandbags of cash over the gondola.

1:16.6

Teresa Strasser, I did one of my perfect moves that you guys would enjoy, or anyone who knows me, would enjoy.

1:26.2

We were supposed to leave for san jose at uh 220 on

1:31.5

friday i had uh two shows on friday night and uh my beloved three shows on saturday night nice

1:39.4

club nice people big club 450 cedar it's a uh it's a hundred seats more than the el portel theater it's like a big old

1:46.4

theater and uh so we were supposed to go 220 and uh mike and donnie were booked on the 220

1:53.0

southwest flight uh out of burbank uh i found out we weren't going to go visit our friends over at apple

1:59.4

so i said you know what?

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