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Aisha Tyler is with us today.

Aisha is going to be on Celebrity Jeopardy.

Today, she also has a DVD out. You can get everything at

Aisha Tyler.com. You can find out all the dates where she's going to be around town and around

the country and in fact around the world. Great to see you, my sister. Oh, thank you, my brother.

I do love me some Aisha Tyler because she's so leggy and she's so smart and she's really a dude trapped inside a Nubian princess's body.

She likes fart talk.

She's one of the only girls I've ever met who likes fart talk.

And maybe it's kind of like masturbation and that women just say they don't do it when they do do it. Right. When they lie about it. I think there are women who legitimately, when they cringe and when they react, that that's a legitimate reaction, which I always find crazy because that's just like hating, I don't know, that's like reacting to something that's totally natural. Like, oh, I have toes. Ew. Like, when girls do that, I just want to punch them in the face.

Right.

You know, farting is.

There, I just, if you don't find farts funny, you have no soul as far as I'm concerned.

I agree.

And it's the only, well, first off, it's the only thing I can do alone to crack myself up, which is, I used to live in a house that had like 80 stairs. And one time I did like a 22 stair fart. Wow. And when I got to the landing, I just cracked my own shit up so badly.

I was doubled over at the door alone. I love that that was the unit of measurement that you

chose for your fart. Like it was a 22 stair a 22-staffir. 22-steper.

Anyone want to step up part in the pond?

Anyone think they got 23 in their calling?

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