Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on Podcast One.

Hey kids, thanks for tuning in my

I appreciate it I know this seems a little bit weird it's a weirder for me I just got done

beating off to Hugh Jackman and now here we are in my refractory period talking so if you can hear the sound of my voice,

A means my buddy Weez didn't fuck things up

and screw up the audio file.

B, Mike Chauffe, you know from my show, means he did his job and see it means you're very interested

in finding out what the future of Adam Carole is and the show and so on and so forth.

So thank you, Minion. This could be the beginning of

something great or could be just a painful humiliating 20 minutes. Now let me tell you

about first off I got to say this I'm nervous and I don't know why but I've never done this before and I feel like I owe you guys so much and when I say you guys I'm talking about the people that found this

whatever this is I even know what it's called I'm not getting paid for it I don't

expect to get paid for it I hope one day there's a way to get paid for it, but right

now I'm just doing it to fill the void. I got into radio many years ago to speak my mind

and to do what I wanted to do and to connect with people.

And I'd rather have 10 smart people than a billion retards listening to me and I've always felt that way and that's what I've always loved

about my fans. Jack Silver did not feel the same way as I did when it came to

that and I guess that's a good place to start.

Jack's basically a good guy but he knows not what he does.

He's a radio guy and radio

and it doesn't really matter whether they have me or the Greece man or Tom Likis or Howard Stern

They pretty much just have one mode and that's radio mode. I've always said this about radio guys. They're like

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