Acceptance Speech - The Power Trip After Party

The Power Trip After Party

KFAN FM 100.3

Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0	The Power Trip After Party on the Power Trip Podcast Network.
0:07.0	Sweet Obrido Best Food on the Planet.
0:10.0	Where's that? South Dakota? Outside the Iron Horse Saloon where I will be em seeing the entire
0:16.0	sturgis event this show. Oh good for you. It is very good for me I'm
0:20.0	super excited dude. Can't wait. Well I maybe I'll do a bad job but for right now I'm excited
0:27.0	Did you find what you're looking for?
0:29.3	Trying to do you too
0:32.4	Yeah funny too. Funny.
0:35.0	According to a new survey, around one and three people say they'd give up sex for a year
0:40.0	if it meant they could instantly hit their physical fitness goals.
0:46.4	How are your physical fitness goals done? They should be perfect. I should be a 10. As long as I could you know beat my meat.
0:57.0	Jesus. I think I'd be willing to do that. I'm nine years old again.
1:04.0	Beat my meat is such a great term.
1:08.0	It's such a junior high thing.
1:10.0	Yeah, right.
1:11.0	Beat is such like a, it's the wrong verb like nobody punches it.
1:15.0	Nobody I mean it's you don't punch your dick.
1:19.0	Am I doing it wrong?
1:20.0	You don't put your dick in a headlock?
1:22.0	It's a beewe.
1:24.0	Swell up!
1:26.0	Swell up!
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