Cold planet, hot asses.

We saw the journey, colon, absolution.

So you know what that means.

We saw the journey, colon, absolution.

Hello people of Earth, and hello people of the logger.

We are alive, we are alive in Los Angeles to talk about the 1997 sci-fi classic,

Absolution. It is a movie where you could easily be confused because I thought it was

the ab solution with Mario Lopez, which I found out is an actual real thing. He does have a

workout video called the ab solution. He also has one called the ab final solution. That's really

don't watch that. It was a weird period in Mario Lopez's life. I was thinking before the show

started, how do I describe this movie? It's tough. Mario Lopez is in a world that has been destroyed

by an asteroid and 30 years later, but we don't know when that 30 years started. We'll get into

that in the main part of the episode. But 30 years later, it seems like most of New America is in the

Antarctic, and he's a soldier who's transferring to another base. And I don't know much more than

that. I mean, I know weird things are a foot, Richard Greco. Really, that's all I need to say about

that. And Jamie Presley has no problem getting into his secure military facility multiple times.

Like, it seems like this place is like the outpost from the thing. It is very far away. We're

again, we'll break it all down, but I can't break anything down without my co-hosts. Please

welcome to the stage, Mr. Jason Manzucas. What's up, jerks? How are we doing, Lago? Yeah, that's right.

I don't. I watched this movie this afternoon, pop. Don't remember it at all. It is a zero to me.

This movie is really odd because- Is it? I'd love for you to tell me about it. I just watched that

trailer and I was like, huh. Well, when you put all the scenes together quickly, it does like,

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