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And now, here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

I'm Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update. I'm Christopher Titus.

And this is the Armageddon update. Well, we had another shooting. That's right. Seven dead shot at a beer factory in Milwaukee. Is there nothing sacred?

But hell, shootings happen pretty much on the daily now, so it's not news,

you know? It's just America. Well, you can die a ton of ways, bullet or virus, and we're Americans.

Hell, we put the die in diabetes. The coronavirus has between a 2 to 14% kill rate. It's crossing

our globe, and our president thinks that a warm spring will kill it. We have no agency to deal with a pandemic because the president fired everyone at the infectious disease center and didn't replace him. Have you read Stephen King's The Stand because you should? I mean, this time, though, read it as a survival manual. Do you realize that in the last three years, the abnormal has become normal? If Trump appointed Bigfoot to his cabinet, Pelosi wouldn't care

it was a Yeti, she would want to know how much that Yeti contributed to Trump's campaign.

And we've got a bunch of old folks home nominees running for president on the Democratic site.

And no one's talking about the kids in cages on the border or climate change melting

fucking Antarctica or why Bernie won't use hairspray and why the hell is Bernie's

wife on Russian television what the fuck is going on we have a president that

has lied 15,000 times plus in three years and has at least seven people do in jail

time and 45 plus indictments because of shady

crap they did for him. We are lost and nobody knows what to do to stop this guy. You know,

there is no right anymore. I mean, when the president can keep his businesses and charge

the government for him to stay in his own hotels, Yeah, did you know he was charged in the Secret

Service $2,000 to rent a golf cart? And why is the Secret Service golfing? You know, we're used to

crap like giving his kids the top jobs in our government. And he put Mike Pence in charge

of a deadly pandemic, a dude that thinks you can pray away being gay. That guy's in charge of shutting down a worldwide epidemic.

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