Listen, it's the virtual.

Too many men, too many women.

I think that's the problem with dating apps is that there's too much inventory now,

so you can be so incredibly picky just knowing that there's another guy and another woman,

one swipe away, not a quality guy or a quality woman, but there's a warm body, one swipe away.

So too many options and I feel this whenever I sit down in front of the TV between all

the streaming services and all the shows, you almost get paralyzed with choice.

And then I end up sitting there watching reruns of the office.

True, man, you give like a new show two minutes now.

And if not, then you start searching for something else.

That's true, right?

So I don't even blame you, Abby, that it's been stuff on dating apps because you're critical

and you should be.

There's so much inventory out there.

Yeah, you're either going to find out that I'm the problem or that the dating pool really

is as bad as I say it is.

So if you haven't heard what an IK is, it's sort of like a turn off, but something so stupid

that if you wrote it out on paper, you'd be like, you're a total A hole for getting turned

off by that.

And so me, my friends have this running list of like Iks that we've gotten on dating apps

and dumb reasons that we've swiped left on people just because we got the IK when we

were on the dating app.

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