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The Bert Show

Abby Needs To Find Out How To Spot A Catfish!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Can you tell if someone you’re talking to online is a #Catfish? Abby can! Why? Because she went on a date with someone who’s been catfished so much he knows all the signs! Click here to hear them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put a run stamp on it.

0:03.3

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

0:06.4

But they're all so watertight, asshole-free.

0:08.4

Boring, just white boxes.

0:10.1

Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.

0:12.4

Hmm.

0:13.5

Like a nice shade of grey.

0:15.2

We are not having grey walls.

0:16.8

Why not?

0:17.6

Why not?

0:18.4

Whatever stage of the process you're at,

0:20.1

Halifax's online first-time buyer events are full of useful tips and guidance.

0:24.8

Halifax, it's a people thing.

0:26.8

For more information, search Halifax first-time buyer events.

0:56.8

Sandals.co.uk for more.

1:26.8

We were talking about our horrible experiences with online dating.

1:30.8

And apparently getting catfish is like a pretty prevalent problem because it's happened to this guy a couple of times,

1:36.9

which might be a personal problem on his part.

1:40.0

Here's the part that I don't understand about catfishing sometimes,

1:42.8

is I've talked to a couple of people that it's happened to also.

1:45.7

And there was no end game to it.

1:47.4

Like, I automatically assumed that they were going to try to get money out of somebody else,

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