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It's started. Now, you're looking at now, sir. It's the Smoking T. All right. It started.

Now, you're looking at now, sir. It's the smoke entire podcast. We're here. Hi. Now the show started. Yeah, but when will now be then? Then we'll be now soon. Okay. So we're starting now. No, no, we're now. We're on. But last time it started in the middle of my discussion about foam. And thank God for that.

As opposed to spermacidal.

No, that would be Hooniverse. Hi, I'm Jeff Glucker, and this is the Hooniverse podcast. Yeah, that was a lot of Stephen talk in the last couple episodes. I'm here with my co-worker, Blake wrong. That's how Blake talks when he's by himself. Yeah. Oh, you're a guest.

Shout out to Jeff Klucker.

He was in the show last week.

It was very helpful.

Hi, Jeff.

Jeff is the man.

And, of course, and also you mentioned shout out to Richard Porter, Sniff Petrol.

Shout out to Richard Porter.

I have a good Richard Porter story.

Richard Porter is one of the writers in Top Gear, who's a website called sniff petrol he's really funny writer it's really funny uh and you and you were like oh i have to tell a rich reporter story and you couldn't wait it's not that much a rich price oh it's not that much rich report oh it's not that much risk no i uh so i know him because i did some work for top gear usa and he came over a few times and i saw him somewhere overseas and he was coming to uh he was going to come to the states and i said oh i should book a press car for you I should get some big F-4-50. Oh, you told this fucking story the last time you're on the show.

I did it? he was going to come to the States and I said I should book a press car for you I should I should get some big F4 50 oh you told this fucking story the last time you're on the show I got on some giant truck yes okay yeah yeah yeah

I remember see now okay so I have this terrible tendency to repeat myself so I listen to the last episode I was on you do homework

I made a list of the things I'm not going to talk about and yet you immediately jump into his own my list a list of the things I'm not going to talk about. And yet you immediately jump into his repetitive story. So the things I'm not going to talk about. Here's a pen. Let's put that out. Let's put Richard Porter's F-450 story on the list. F-F-F-4. You should talk about being the Stig though for top of your U.S. I am the stick. The right size. In case you haven't figured it out, that's Aaron Gold. He's on the show. Hi. Hi.

Stig's taller than I am.

I'm. for Top Gear U.S. I am the stick. You're the right size. In case you haven't figured it out, that's Aaron Gold.

He's on the show.

Hi.

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