It's a happy day. My heart feels like an alligator.

Howie Carr writes to the Boston Herald, hosts a daily radio show, one of the most famous men in New England.

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Live from the Burna Less Lethal Pistol Pistol Studio. Can somebody shout amen? It's Howie Car.

Happy New Year here on the Howie Car Show. Howie Car. Happy New Year here on the Howie Car Show.

Howie is out, but Aaron Chadbourne is in.

Howie will be back on Monday, but I am so pleased to be spending this afternoon with you on the Howie Car Show.

I'm Aaron Chadbourne, joined as always by Jared Diglio.

Jared, happy New Year. Happy New Year, Aaron. How are you? Did you stay up and watch the ball drop and do the whole thing? I actually did inadvertently. I didn't have plans to, but about 1130-ish, my son kind of woke up. And so we had to, you know, my wife got up to kind of settle him down and then I was awake

and we looked at the clock and it's like well we're up so we may as well just hang out for 20

minutes and watch the ball drop which we did and it was fine I had planned to go to bed and

didn't quite work out so I actually also uh because I had to do I did the morning show on New

Year's Day and so I had to be up at like five and into the studio by six and so I actually also uh because I had to do I did the morning show on New Year's day and so I had to

be up at like five and into the studio by six and so I was I was planning to go to bed early but I ended up

seeing the ball drop and I could just say uh I accidentally turned it on to CNN and Andy Cohen and

Anderson Cooper are the weirdest people like who watches these guys on

TV I don't know I I put on um because we don't have like cable we can have all the streaming

services or whatever but one of the one of the apps one of the free apps had ABC news so I

it's like oh let me put it on ABC and they were running a story about Jeffrey Epstein. And I was like, okay, I'm out. I'm not doing this. So I think I found like the Bloomberg feed, the raw feed somewhere and watched that on YouTube, I think. But yeah, no, I couldn't watch any of the mainstream stuff on it. It was just... No, it's terrible. Terrible.

Terrible. I just want a straight feed of Times Square from like a weather cam or something, you know.

So a couple of things. Number one, I... My... Back in the day, when I would go out in the evening,

but now in my 40s, so I'm old and I'm lame.

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