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Food 4 Thot

A Vry Thotty Holiday Special

Food 4 Thot

Domino Sound

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Here’s a little XXX-mas special for you. For our holiday episode, we’re re-gifting you our most recent live show! Donning some gay apparel, we got into the heaux-liday spirit with a lil game of Thotty Mad Libs (it’s exactly what it sounds like) and the we share the stage with three queer rockstars, who each share a riveting, ridiculous, delirious, delectable Impure Thot — our recurring segment of sexy storytelling.

First up, we have Broad City actor and comedian Bowen Yang, who tells a tale in which he accidentally tries an extremely illegal substance. (Find out which one!!!) Then, we have the sweet dream and beautiful nightmare Harron Walker who shares a story that involves the phrase “all-girl bukake.” To close us out, we have queer mermaid genius Janea Kelly who shares what can only be described as an Epic of Thottery, she is basically a neon-wig-wearing Virgil. Y’all are in for a treat.

Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoread

Dennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishco

Release date:22 Dec 2017

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Transcript

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0:00.0

May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

0:08.0

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

0:16.5

Trains now on Uber. T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Hello, how are you doing? Welcome to Food for Thought Live. A very thoughty holiday launch party for our season 2. In case you don't know

0:40.0

food for thought is a podcast gab fest, where in a multiracial mix of queer writers gather on the table to talk about sex.

0:48.0

Identity, culture, what we like to read, and who we like to read.

0:55.0

Always the who.

0:57.0

Food for thought.

0:58.0

Ho, ho, ho, ho.

1:00.0

I hate this podcast. I'm Tommy Pika I'm an indigenous American poet screenwriter and

1:11.0

one time I did take off a man's pants his button and his zipper with

1:16.2

my hands behind my back just with my mouth.

1:18.6

Ooh!

1:19.6

Talent head.

1:20.6

Coming soon to an impure thought story near you. I am officially hard.com.

1:25.0

That's like some sober shenanigans.

1:28.0

That's like your professional website.

1:30.0

You can't do that shit after like a fourth drink because there's much coordination of mouth and

1:34.5

which your tongue area.

1:35.5

I'm Joseph Osbetson, scientist, non-fiction writer.

1:40.2

My sexuality is full communism now and it's Sunday night here in New York.

1:47.0

I believe Mondays are homophobic.

1:50.0

Joe watches like Carl Marx themed porn.

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