Hello and welcome to a very special episode of the J Train podcast.

We are living in weird times.

We have no idea where our next meal may come from,

where the next paycheck may come from.

Anxieties are at an all-time high.

And one person's giant genitalia has made us all feel a little bit better.

I'm talking about a man named Wood.

That's right.

Mr. Wood, a former porn star.

I've actually done some research he has passed.

We want to recognize Mr. Wood and formally thank him

for giving us all just a little moment of relief.

You know, and let me take you back.

When this all first started, you don't know what was coming.

You didn't know if you were going to be locked in your home.

You didn't know if you were going to be sitting by the Zoom conference call.

And someone would send you a link and you'd go,

ah, the worst keeps coming.

And then it was this man's giant penis.

That's right.

Mr. Wood came to R.A.D.

even though his art wasn't recognized in life like Vincent Van Gogh,

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