4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2023
⏱️ 42 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi, I'm Brandon. I love Hulu Christmas movies. I'm Dan and I despise Hulu Christmas movies. I'm Alonzo and y'all are pushing it and this is the home of my guest. |
0:30.0 | Hello everybody. Man, you know what? I think this is going to make what happened last week a little bit better and we're head back to |
0:40.3 | a ranch with a unicorn. I mean, come on. What could go wrong? Is that unicorn going to stab somebody in the eye? |
0:46.5 | Then no, if it if the answer's no, it's it's better for this. It's not on shutter. It's not on shutter. It's not on shutter. |
0:54.7 | Alonzo, hi buddy. How are you? I'm terrific. Thank you. You know, I do enjoy this weekly excuse to dig into all of the Christmas movies of 2022. And I had to say I was a little annoyed with the hallmark folks for a second because they had very sneakily without telling anybody took the Thursday Christmas movies off of the movies and mystery schedule. |
1:19.7 | But on the other hand, they have now slipped a second double feature Christmas thing happening Friday is on the main channel. So we're going to thank goodness someone can still watch. They are weekly Christmas movies on TV with commercials. I was worried. I was worried. Say it. You say it with snark but I wasn't button ads. |
1:41.7 | Skip on five. Oh, yeah. You got on the video that way to do it. But not skip different story. That's the way to do it. That's the way to do it. And you know what's really fun about the on low to DVR is you can queue up when when three wise women, maybe premiered and during the holiday season. And you know, you can just kind of compare it. So you can if you don't want to use the one button at skip, you can just compare the ads. How have advertising? |
2:06.7 | I haven't had a change to the past. I would say this commercials would have made this movie better. I had I had to do premium and I had no like I didn't get to watch any commercials. I had commercials and it didn't help. |
2:21.7 | You know, it was recipe was respite. I'll say that. That's true. Last last last week you had watched the movie before this one. You would not you were going in blind. I had not. Okay. Okay. You had you see wasn't there another Hulu one that you had seen or no. Have you not gotten any? |
2:42.7 | I think there was like a hulu Hanukkah movie that I started and then it didn't grab me so I didn't finish it. What happened? |
2:48.7 | Hulu they came onto the scene. A hard happy a season. |
2:52.7 | Happy a season. And now we're now we're with a unicorn for Chris. That was a thing. I was thinking like you with that one. That was a Sony movie that was supposed to go into theaters. |
3:00.7 | Come in 2020 happened. And then so Hulu like a lucked out. I think that was a that's the exception and not the rule. |
3:07.7 | Got you clearly clearly. But if Chris Astero was in a unicorn for Christmas. |
3:13.7 | Look out. I'm starting along. Let's talk about the material. I'm sorry. Yes. Well of course. |
3:21.7 | A unicorn. A unicorn for Christmas. |
3:27.7 | I know that unicorn. I will not have this blender. I know that unicorn. |
3:39.7 | That takes us to all major self watch all the time. I do not take that out on Christmas door. She's done much better work since then. |
3:49.7 | I'm going to take the tape in case you haven't heard. Dan and I do a series called Take it to the tape, which is a commentary track that you can purchase and listen along while you watch a movie similar to mystery science. |
4:01.7 | We just ripped it straight off. Just actually exactly like that conversation. It's a conversation. |
4:05.7 | Let's see. |
4:06.7 | But March was twilight month. And so jump in on that action. If you so choose after a week for Christmas. |
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