The following podcast contains explicit language.

I think the effect will probably in some areas give ISIS some more propaganda.

You call me up, you said, put a commission together, show me the right way to do it legally.

And if there folks that shouldn't be in this country, they're going to be detained.

And so, I apologize for nothing here.

Hello and welcome to Trumpcast, the show about the man who asks evangelicals to pray for Arnold Schwarzenegger's ratings on the apprentice.

Donald Trump. I'm Jacob Oyspurt.

Congratulations. You've survived a second week of the Trump presidency.

It feels like a lot of history is being made pretty fast.

So, in case you haven't been keeping up entirely, we now present the March of Trump News Reel.

Jason, can we have that teletype sound effect and the Hitler Churchill style and FDR music please?

Headline. In an early morning tweet, Donald Trump threatens to withdraw federal funding from UC Berkeley.

If it does not allow free speech and practices violence on innocent people with a different point of view.

Punchline. This is a quote describing a Donald Trump rally.

Headline. Long hair Dr. Harold Bornstein tells The New York Times that he and the president take the same drug to promote luxuriant hair growth in men.

Update. The drug which has not been approved for use by humans produces the side effect of malignant narcissism.

Headline. In an early morning tweet storm, President Trump claims The New York Times is losing subscribers.

Reality check. New York Times stock surges after it announces record subscriber growth since Trump's election.

Headline. Donald Trump counselor Telyan Conway, who coined the term alternative facts, tells MSNBC's Chris Matthews that two Iraqi refugees were responsible for the bowling green massacre.

Upon further reflection, the bowling green massacre is an alternative fact.

Okay, time for our feature presentation. I'd like to welcome back Yasha Monk. He's a lecturer on government at Harvard University and the author of the Slate column, The Good Fight. It's about how we save liberal democracy.

I'll be back with him right after we do the tweets.

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