'A Thousand Miles' by Vanessa Carlton (w/ Jon Cozart)

Punch Up The Jam

Headgum

Music, Comedy, Music Commentary

4.8 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2018

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

What secrets (and crimes) lie in your “precious memories?” Jon Cozart (@joncozart – Paint) stops by to help us make our way through the process of parody, Father Time, reasonable walking distances, the afterlife, Minority Report, and eventually, Vanessa Carlton’s culturally-persistent 2001 ballad, “A Thousand Miles!”

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:03.4	I wish we could do drinking games but for snacks.
0:08.5	Oh yeah.
0:09.5	I wish we could like-
0:10.5	You mean like an eating contest?
0:12.3	Yeah, but casual.
0:14.1	Oh, you just want to do chill.
0:15.9	You didn't want to eat cheese, it's really fast.
0:18.4	You should hang with Joey Chess nutmore.
0:21.5	He probably does that for fun.
0:22.7	He's the guy who just won the hot dog eating contest.
0:27.8	Why do you guys need it?
0:28.8	Because he deep-throwed Kobayashi who has been the death for a while.
0:31.9	Very, very Kobayashi.
0:32.9	Different person.
0:34.8	I'm not- you're the weird one.
0:36.4	You're the weird one.
0:37.4	It's not me.
0:38.4	I'm cool for knowing this.
0:39.9	Let's start it.
0:40.9	Okay.
0:41.9	I'm cool.
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