Everybody loves a lover. I'm a lover. Everybody loves me anyhow. Best, how I feel.

Wow, I feel just like a polyamor. Everybody and welcome to a very, very special spooky and mysterious

installment of In Bud with Nick and Megan starring your beloved Nick Offerman and mine.

I'm Megan Malali and famous well known witch slash warlock Aubrey Plaza. Hi Aubrey. Hello, what?

Observe this tiny baby head which I light on fire. Observe the tiniest cauldron that you've ever seen.

She's literally got a cauldron of crystal ball with a baby hat on top of it. Two candles and she's wearing a hood, a black, well, a hooded black cape.

We seem to have caught her mid incantation. Are you going to set the baby head on fire? The baby head is on fire. Oh, I see. Oh, the baby head is on fire. So, um, will that help us?

Oh, careful. The baby heads arm is also on fire. This is better for visuals. I don't know if we're just going to translate in the audio world.

Well, I'm doing I'm just doing a blow by blow as best I can. You've right. Give us an incantation. Aubrey.

Take us off. Oh, she's got a magic wand. I finally can show you my chucky.

He's got a diamond encrusted chucky face necklace giant on a gold chain. Is that is that one of the is it related to those medallions from uncut gems?

I don't know. Someone gave this to me. Why is everyone keep saying that to me? I've been doing this every time. Well, I kind of have developed this act. And, um, I pretty much have been pulling cards every night for any poor souls.

Some tarot cards, but it's probably not an act as my guess. I'd say it's working for some tarot cards right now for the podcast.

I'm not a machine. You can't put quarters in me. Yes. Oh, I always did before. I always find your policy. All right. But I need to do some things to ready my cards. Because normally I do this at night when the moon is high. And I'm also.

But I guess for you, I will do it now.

It just takes a minute for me to just get the energies going. Energy's flowing, but I will say that, um,

every card that I've pulled in the past two weeks have been spot on. Yeah, but what's that? She's twirling a, like a stone inside of a geodesic form around her head.

I've been described like go out. I keep I have to be careful not to set my hair on fire because I've set my hair on fire three times. So during these readings.

I haven't figured out the. Well, this is good because our listeners are going to get a tarot card reading from Aubrey Plaza. Famous well known which slash warlock.

I'm not a dark times. All we have is dark magic to rely on. Well, it doesn't have to be dark unless you're doing it. And then I guess it kind of automatically is.

No, I'm a good with a white which I just I don't want to. It's a slippery slope to kind of follow the path of black dark magic. But I try to steer clear of that. I try to keep it positive, especially in these trying times.

She's got her card. She's waving them around or found out. Let me just talk to my feathered friends real quick.

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