Did you see that Teddy Mellencamp is speculating or that Lisa fucking Vanderpun paid Raquel to have an affair with Tom Sandoval so that the show would do better and there would be better ratings?

I've never had such secondhand embarrassment in my life for her.

What a loser.

And you know what?

Bravo doesn't want you.

Quit trying to climb into the Bravo world.

We will tolerate you because you were with Tamara,

but that's not even going to be working anymore.

Like I don't want, like, I wish she would get fine.

I know this can't happen, but I wish, I wish when we heard Teddy talk anything about Bravo,

I wish she had to pay a fine.

That's how much we don't give a fine.

Fuck what you think.

Not only is this like delusional, delusional, but I mean, Kyle's not even that delusional.

And if she is, she's not saying it on camera.

So thank you, Kyle Richards.

You are.

And Kyle Richards is better than that.

Delusional, Teddy.

I just like, one, you're just completely wrong, but two, we don't give a flying fuck.

Even if I believe to my core that Lisa Vanderpump did this, which I

absolutely do not. Even if I did, I don't want to hear it from your fucking mouth. So shut it.

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