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I work for roadside assistance, which basically means I'm the Uber of car problems, sort of like a mobile mechanic.

If you have a flat tire or dead battery and call your insurance for help, we're the guys they send out to assist you.

It's not a bad gig really, as I basically just cruise around the city all day, listening to music and podcast and waiting for a driver to get in a pickle.

I have no coworkers or boss breathing down my neck and it just gets a kind of do my own thing.

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