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Sofa King Podcast

A Sofa King Classic: Phoenix Lights

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Daves not here man .... When he is we will be back =) On this episode of The Sofa King Podcast, we throw on our protective tinfoil headgear and step into a Faraday cage to talk about the famous Phoenix Lights. First witnessed on Thursday, March 13, 1997, the Phoenix Lights have been a topic of discussion among friends, colleagues, and strangers alike. Seen above the night skies of Arizona, the two events were witnessed and recorded by a number of people and while some settled for the delayed government explanation of just being flares dropped from an A-10 Warthog aircraft, others have maintained the argument that flares don’t move across and over great distances without falling from the sky and leaving a trail of smoke above them. But if they weren’t flares, what were they? And why did they show up again in later years? Join us as we take a closer look to figure out if they were secret experimental government aircraft, natural swamp gasses above the desert, Power Rangers come to save us, or perhaps actual extraterrestrial UFOs from another race and place still unknown to humankind. Share this:

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We advise you to get off the streets as quickly as possible, it'll soon be a war there.

0:05.0

And we are, as a people, opposed to secret societies, the secret oaths.

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I know for a fact.

0:11.0

And the secret proceedings.

0:12.0

Weapons of mass destruction.

0:13.0

I have a dream.

0:14.0

I take the threat very seriously.

0:17.0

I knew World Order.

0:19.0

Your government thanks you for your participation.

0:22.0

You are now listening to the world famous Sofakim Paka.

0:29.0

Please read from sheets.

0:31.0

I am.

0:32.0

I am.

0:33.0

Sofakim.

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Sofakim.

0:37.0

Now repeat all very fast, please.

0:39.0

I am.

0:40.0

Sofakim.

0:41.0

Faster.

0:42.0

I am.

0:43.0

Sofakim.

0:44.0

Not so fast.

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