A Snack-na Phobia

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2017

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

Scientists Martin Nyffeler and Klaus Birkhofer published their estimate of the amount of spiders in the world, and the amount of biomass they would consume, in the journal the Science of Nature earlier this month, and the number they arrived at is frankly shocking: The world's spiders consume somewhere between 400 million and 800 million tons of prey in any given year. In other words, spiders could eat all of humanity and still be hungry. Anthony and Jeff discuss spiders eating humans and how scared we should be.

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0:00.0	Patreon is a direct funding method that allows you
0:04.4	to support the things you love.
0:06.6	And I have created a 47 slide deck
0:10.1	that will tell you exactly how it works in detail.
0:13.4	Here we go, slide number one.
0:14.5	No, Anthony.
0:16.1	As you can see by this graph.
0:17.3	I was just gonna quickly tell them about Patreon.com
0:19.6	such we have concerns in a way to support our show.
0:21.2	You don't need to do that.
0:22.6	Everybody needs to see a chart, Jeff.
0:24.2	Slide number one.
0:25.3	Welcome to Alan Watts, Motherfuckers.
0:33.7	Wonderful.
0:34.7	Now become a leaf.
0:36.3	Be a leaf.
0:37.3	This is We Have Concerns.
0:38.3	Hi, Jeff Canada.
0:39.3	Hi, Anthony Cartbone.
0:40.3	Hello, concerned citizens.
0:41.3	Spiders.
0:42.3	Spiders.
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