A Shop Called BJs

The Scott Mills Weekly

BBC

Society & Culture

4.8 • 5.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2018

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

A new game of Funny Business has Scott and Chris crying as they hear more hilarious shop names from around the country. One of our famous listeners phones in as her husband annoys her by mimicking her Scottish accent whilst he tells her off. A horse is the judge in today’s bangers, and listener Adam got a tattoo on his hand of the entry stamp for his local nightclub so he wouldn’t have to pay entry. A decision he regrets. Terribly.

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0:00.0	Just before this BBC podcast gets underway, here's something you may not know.
0:04.6	My name's Linda Davies and I Commission Podcasts for BBC Sounds.
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0:36.0	This is a podcast from the BBC.
0:39.0	What a show today, eh, Chris?
0:41.0	Very, very good one today, it feels. So we had a really old horse choosing today's banger selection. His name was Jonti.
0:47.8	I like this animal thing. I actually think this might be what we should do with bangers more often. More animals on.
0:52.2	I mean I think it's time for a week. Any more than that I think we're... what we should do with bangers more often. More animals on.
0:53.0	I mean, I think it's time for a week.
0:54.0	Any more than that, I think we're pushing it.
0:56.0	Also, I think one of the best rounds of funny business we've ever done,
1:00.0	companies with quite rude names,
1:02.0	and we try not to laugh we give each other the
1:04.2	numbers some really really good businesses in there today also more weekend
1:08.7	blowouts including a man who pretends to be Donald Trump in the bedroom. It's great.
1:13.0	Enjoy.
1:14.0	It's so great.
1:18.0	We often talk on this show.
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