Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, swirlirley. It's the Toast.

I sound amazing.

Welcome back to The Toast and happy Thursday.

I hope everybody's having a Gargy-Pargy Day.

Perhaps they are because they scored a piece of Gargy Pargy merch.

Our new Spring merch collection just dropped.

And wearing one of our models, one of our featured models, is

world-renowned supermodel, Jacqueline Follet, she flew in all the way from Paris to model the

girly baby tea. She is wearing it looking parchey. Hey, Jax, how you done? Hey, cogers, wojers, fogers,

Sojourner's Truth. I'm doing good. I'm wearing the little girly tea which we've dropped before but we

re-released it restocked it it's a fan favorite it's so cute every time i wear it i'm like i'm so

cute so i'm just wearing it with some barrel jeans and a little curdigin and i'm feeling cute

in my girly merch and you can get it now at shoptoastmerch.com.

Some things have sold out, but now they're available for pre-order.

And pre-order just means that you're going to get it, like how you would have gotten any merch before, which is just going to take a little time.

Yes.

So I am wearing one of our sold-out items.

It is the green toasty tea.

Like only wearing the things that are sold out. Well, they're sold out for a reason. They're not sold out because you could get them.

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