A Romp Through Spooky Seasons Past

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

To kick off the Halloween season, I wanted to take a stroll down memory lane, with some previous spooky scripts, and I punch them up with music, sound effects, audio effects, and more. Enjoy from the past: Henry Zebrowski Has Never Seen Little House on the Prairie Connor Ratliff and Patrick Cotnoir Have Never Seen Supernatural Dave Ross and Hampton Yount Have Never Seen Human Centipede * * * Sign up for our 4th Annual Secret Santa here! You receive a gift from a movie or TV show you've never seen, that would make more sense if you'd seen it. * * * NOTE: Since the episode is shorter, I cut an ad break. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is
0:09.0	never seen it.
0:12.0	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
0:18.3	Hey everybody, this has never seen it.
0:20.4	I'm your host, Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where
0:22.4	comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before. Today, I thought it would be fun to
0:28.2	revisit some spooky horror, thriller, Halloween, I don't think Halloween is a word. Anyways,
0:35.3	Halloween-ish type of scripts from the past as we get here into October.
0:40.8	So I put together three of my favorite scripts from the past episodes of the show.
0:46.0	And on top of that, I added some music, some sound effects, some cues, wrote some little themes.
0:53.8	I just had some fun with it.
0:55.5	So sort of amped up the audio and put together these three scripts.
0:59.8	We have three today that we have our Dave Ross and Hampton Yunt have never seen
1:03.7	Human Centipede.
1:05.2	We have Patrick Kotner and Connor Ratliff have never seen Supernatural.
1:09.6	And we have Henry Zabrowski, has never seen
1:11.7	Little House on the Prairie. They're all wonderful, just the best time. I will say Henry's
1:18.7	script was recorded remotely. We had some tech issues, so there's a little bit of an echo, but that's
1:23.6	okay, because the script is absolutely chaos. And so, you know, I hope you enjoy them.
1:29.5	It is early, but our Secret Santa is coming up.
1:33.4	It is the Never Seen It, Secret Santa,
1:36.4	where you receive a gift referencing a movie you've never seen in the gift.
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