Welcome to the fourth annual world the Lord is fun. He's riding on the horse.

Let every shrimp and scall, be dished out from a gun.

At snuffies, that's our thing.

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And heaven and heaven

and heaven nature sing Hello friends and neighbors Heaton here wishing you a very Merry Christmas and

welcoming you to our fourth annual fully licensed tax deductible Christmas

Extravagansa. We've got a hell of a show for you today with songs, sketches,

and no less than two and a half US presidents.

All sponsored by Snuffies off Route 44,

one of the finest diners in this or any land.

At Snuffies, you don't just enjoy good food and good times.

You enjoy the grandeur of watching your waiter or waitress take your order and deliver it to you

while riding an honest-a-God horse around a diner.

And friends, if you've never had flat jacks served on horseback,

I have to kind of think you're dead inside.

Snuffies is also proud to announce that.

As of last Thursday, its salad bar now boasts the longest

bulletproof sneeze guard this side of the Mississippi.

Sneeze as hard as you like, you cannot puncture that sneeze guard. It is virtually indestructible, certainly from the nostrils of mere mortal men.

So if you were concerned about the structural integrity of the sneeze guard over the salad bar, or a knot, if snuffy sneeze guard over the salad bar or a knot.

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