A Poacher's Demise, Kirstjen Nielsen's Ouster & Herman Cain's Nomination to the Fed | David Oyelowo

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2019

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Kirstjen Nielsen is forced to resign as Homeland Security secretary, Trevor profiles Federal Reserve Board nominee Herman Cain, and David Oyelowo discusses PBS's "Les Miserables." Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:05.0	April 8, 2019.
0:08.0	From Comedy Central's World News Headquarters in New York,
0:11.0	this is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Here's edition.
0:16.0	The Daily Show.
0:29.0	Welcome to the show, everybody.
0:31.0	I'm Trevor Noah. Thank you so much for tuning in.
0:34.0	And thank you all for coming out.
0:36.0	Thank you.
0:37.0	Thank you all for that.
0:39.0	Welcome to the show, everybody. Let's get into it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
0:43.0	I would guess tonight, I would guess tonight is an actor.
0:47.0	He's in the new PBS mini-series of Le Miserable.
0:50.0	Here, because I'm the only late-night host who can correctly pronounce his name on the first try,
0:55.0	David Oyer-Lowoy is joining us, everybody.
1:00.0	Also, also on tonight's show, President Trump fires his secretary of Homeland Security.
1:06.0	Vladimir Putin might be screwing with your GPS, and the US economy is totally in good hands.
1:11.0	Let's catch up on today's headlines.
1:17.0	First up, let's talk about Joe Biden, former Vice President and registered Hagar Fender.
1:23.0	Last week, as more women complained about his weave-diving habits,
1:27.0	Biden released a video assuring everyone that he understands the problem.
1:32.0	But after this weekend, it's not clear that he does.
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