A Night at Red Lobster: Part 2 (w/ Chelsea Holmes)

Confronting Demons with Megan Stalter

Headgum

Improv, Comedy

5 • 649 Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2020

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

The date goes down hill after Lucinda learns that Meg is married. Follow Megan: https://twitter.com/megstalter https://www.instagram.com/megsstalter See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	this is a headgum podcast
0:03.3	I am married to somebody I'm sorry wait oh my god you know what I kind of forgot that
0:18.8	you were married for a minute there yeah Meg's Meg's married. She'm married to a man.
0:39.3	Why would you leave me along on this little string like this?
0:41.3	I'm not leading on.
0:42.3	I'm telling you the truth.
0:43.3	I wanted, I've been honest from the get-goes with you.
0:46.5	And I'm married somebody.
0:48.8	No, you're actually closed.
0:51.7	He is named Drew.
0:53.3	We have a beautiful life together.
0:55.6	Their marriage is actually pretty close off to each other, too.
0:58.1	Hey, come on.
0:59.2	I don't judge you.
1:00.0	And whose bed have your boots been under?
1:03.8	Who's nickers you're in?
1:05.2	Hey, hey, hey, hey, you guys, I'm about to freak the fuck out.
1:08.9	No.
1:09.3	Because I've been fooled.
1:11.1	So I'm going to actually need to get out of this red locker before you.
1:14.1	Sit down. Sit down.
1:14.2	I'm grabbing the wheel.
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