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New one told story episode 308, 308, the area code of what KFC, Des Moines, Iowa, kind of close Western, Michigan, Western Nebraska, Western Nebraska, that land of nothing. Yeah, counts for me. That's a W. Pretty cool. That's close. I count that that's the same state. Uh, yeah.

Yeah, we're in KFC studio right now. So if the podcast looks and sounds good, you know who to blame. Um, our audience is going to be shaken to know what I'm like. That's what Nick looks and sounds like we have the only podcast that's unlistenable literally like you can't understand what we say.

Every time we're like out of the office, it's you just you can't hear us. It sounds like we're like recorded into like a fucking Furby or something.

We got a crack producer. That's why. No, you know, Owen's Owen's not the problem is usually you solely and us. Um, no, thank you for like with Fisoli. What are you hip with Fisoli? Um, I, Fisoli makes me super uncomfortable. Yeah, gives me like I literally go like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And when he does this, I think what's that thing about? I don't know. I just want to know what race he is. He's the race of whatever food he most recently ate. It's unbelievable.

It's so true. I've never seen anything like it. Um, no, but thank you for doing this. You're going to be on the first half of the show for us. Uh, we're bouncing around today. We're in this studio. We're in the podcast. The gray ones. And then we're in the radio room. We're getting bumped by a bunch of other shows. Yeah.

I think getting bumped for Chris Clemmers movie podcast is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. That's just the state of anus right now. You guys are on the up and on. That's the state.

That's not on hand. Who's that on? No, I don't know. It's just one of them. I blame in Clemmers. No, no, no, I'm blaming you guys. That's us. You guys should be like, fuck you. Also, there's a, there's an oversaturation of podcasts. Not only here, but everywhere. You should throw a wrench at them. Yeah, you guys should burst in there while he's recording. They've been in the show. Oh, well, okay.

Breaking news. Um, we start our show with a segment called the news with a K. Um, it's a direct ripoff of a like another programs kind of thing where we read news headlines.

We kind of make a joke. This was short notice. Um, it's earlier in the day. It's right before the act. I don't have any jokes written. I don't know.

Yeah, I didn't do like the news segments. I just did like some KFC roasts. So, uh, no, I, do you have any jokes written fights? Can I just use yours? Thanks, man.

Fight's wrote some I guess. Oh, look at now. All right. The news. Hence the greens. Those are yours. Yeah. All right. It's passed them off. All right. So these aren't good though. We do this every week. And they don't get better. They get significantly worse every week. So don't laugh. Let's just get through this. This is just a shot. Just just a.

Just let's go back and forth. I have actual news headlines. And then I have a section for KFC to read and I have a joke for you to read. Okay. I can't believe I'm doing this.

All right. The news. Did you guys hear about this? A traveling Harry Potter wax museum will be hitting the US. And it will they chose to include the figure of controversial author, JK Rowling.

Oh wow. The first stop will be inside FedEx field during the commanders by week. Fans of the team are ecstatic that the field is finally getting an artificial turf.

JK Rowling does not like trans. No, but speaking of the commanders, it's finally football season. Boys, we made it. We made it to football season. Everybody's favorite time of the year.

I have a feeling this is going to be the most exciting year yet in the end of September 11. Pick off. Pick off the September 11th. That's right. That's right.

Oh, there's a lot of news coming from the league. Buffalo coach Sean McDermott says he wants to limit Josh Allen's rushing to preserve his health health long term.

Uh, if it were that easy to stop a bill from a QB sneak that cause B show would still be in syndication.

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