A New Untold Story: Ep. 264 - A Casual Throat F*ck
A New Untold Story
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 6.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2021
⏱️ 43 minutes
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|| A New Untold Story: Ep. 264 - A Casual Throat F*ck || Nick & Kyle, live from their hotel room in Arizona, discuss niche porn reddit moderators, plutonic throatfucks, being sneaky legends, the Chrisagis Brothers, a kratom update, & much more || Full episode also available on YouTube -- Pedophile Dundee coming soon
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, a new one told story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.3 | Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.8 | Today's episode of a new one told story is brought to you, of course, by Dude Wipes, our favorite |
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| 0:20.0 | podcast, but we're also thankful for them because they clean our butts. It's we you, I, Owen, |
| 0:26.9 | have spotless buttolls because of Dude Wipes. We want everybody to quit scratchy itchy toilet paper. |
| 0:34.8 | Every single one of you drop it right now. A lot of us. I would rather not wipe my ass than |
| 0:39.2 | use toilet paper, but luckily I have Dude Wipes. What did you just say? That would mean a lot of. |
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| 1:02.1 | rearranged. I don't know. They have you prepared for any situation. You can get them on the go packets. |
| 1:07.4 | What? The Dude Wipes guys they can't read. They can only spell. The Dude Wipes guys can only |
| 1:14.9 | spell the people who write the act. I don't think there's any they can only spell. |
| 1:20.0 | So like they'll have like a book next to them and they won't know what it is. So they'll have to |
| 1:23.2 | write the letters in a notebook. They heard the right five. The guys from Dude Wipes they can't |
| 1:28.0 | read. They can't read. They can only spell. They spell books. So like if they were to sit down and |
| 1:36.2 | read the goblin of fire, they would spell goblin of fire, I guess. They were like so they |
| 1:41.2 | just write it very well spell the book, but they can't read. I don't know. I don't know |
| 1:45.1 | anything about you're asking me. It's not my afflict. He brought it up. Yeah, I just heard. The |
| 1:49.6 | Dude Wipes guys have to spell the room. Thoughts whoever said KB couldn't handle his three sheet. KB is |
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