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Nick, how rude. What's rude? You just over here on your goddamn phone. Get to it. I'm looking

up the ads and we're not even starting to record yet. You're on Nick time now, Ebony.

I don't want to be on Nick time. It's let me over really, really fast. I want to be on your time.

I'm going to be on my time. Is that like a murder threat? Yeah. No, what did that mean? Don't

yeah. I'm just every about the smoke and Nick. Uh huh. Okay. Nick. I'm not a Nick type of girl. Yeah,

you are. Oh Nick. There's two types of girls. There's Nick girls and then girls that don't know

their Nick girls. Which one are you? I thought I was a KB girl. You thought you were a KB girl.

Yeah, because don't make me pull the toys. I got the toy on my desk. You got a toy.

You got a toy. You got a toy on that. What's the weapon? KC. No, KC gave me a pussy toy. A pussy

toy. Is it a pussy? Yeah. Now I was trying to put it in my pants. And Josh was like,

do Ebony eat and he's like running around the office with it. So white Josh. Black Josh.

Don't be funny. Why would that be funny? I know white Josh going to sit next to me. Tell

me not to put something in my pants. Josh has never been around other black girl. He's

ready. So your French. I'm not fucking French. I looked up your last name. I went to ancestry.

Your last name's Ebony Beltrend. You're my fucking business. You know my social security too.

I found it out. Okay, bitch. And your French. You're like 82% French. Because I like weepy.

No, no, no. I'm convinced. You're not allowed to say the unword anymore.

Is what I'm trying to say. Your French 82 have stopped. Jesus Christ.

And come on. Ebony. What? This is up with there are three white people on these mice.

Negello. Kyle. I don't know. I don't know what race. I can say what I want.

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