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Hi, guys. Welcome to our PHP.

Booker here.

Perez there.

How you doing?

I'm doing both great and mediocre.

But I'm excited for today's show because we're going to be talking about a lot of drama,

including Jennifer Lopez, Blake Lively, Kim Kardashian,

Gypsy Rose Blanchard, and more. Why Jailow is getting more hate? We'll get the answer to that.

Blake lively, to be exposed. She's not going to be happy with this. Kim Kardashian.

Oh, man.

There might be something to the whole bad parent allegations.

And Gypsy Rose Blanchard is on the attack.

I was so excited because over the weekend I bought a new iPhone.

And they have this feature where you can set the size of things. And I was like, well, you know what? I'm going to try this old, old person feature where everything's bigger and it's bigger and I love it. But like, I can barely see shit on my laptop right now. My eyes are like, I woke up a little bit later than usual. Is it normal to like, do your eyes have to wake up? Yeah. I mean, the older you get, you're closing in on 50. Almost 50. I know. You really had a good run with your eyes. Typically, they start going around 40. So you start to get a little foggy. And like you, I have problems in the morning. I have problems kind of focusing. And some mornings are better than others. Yes. My phone's great now, but my laptop, I'm like, shit. This is so, how fun, how lucky that you're listening to a podcast, some old folks that are not in their 20s anymore. This is what we talk about. Perez, you can change your font on your computer. You can make it bigger like your phone as well.

Can? Of course you can. And you could on your old phone as well. Wait, how do you do that?

Under settings? You just go to settings? I'll show you after the show. No, no. It would be really helpful. I need to do this. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. I'm straining. Oh, my God. Anyways, but I'm happy because I had the best trip to, well, mostly. Oh, my God.

My trip to Dallas was wonderful, but major anxiety meltdown, like, ongoing, because one,

I went to Dallas for T&A wrestling, had the best time, but I was also so freaking exhausted because I had an early flight there and like I you know flew coach just fine but

the older you get like it's like it's just harder on the body I agree I hate traveling because of

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