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to join the circus soon.

Well, we have everything here.

We had our additions last week.

David was great again on my wire.

I would be the ringleader as well.

And then Jason would play all the, um, go ahead.

I'm waiting.

I know exactly where you're going to go, but I'll let you say it so you can hang yourself

because your likability scale has gone way down, brother.

Let me tell you something.

The test came back.

And sure, I am fat.

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