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A Masseuse Tried To Make A Move On One OF Us?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Bert found himself in a very awkward situation while he was getting a massage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I think because I'm fairly clueless and unaware that I accidentally and thankfully avoided a

1:10.2

felony last week. I think, Let me give you the details here, okay? So a little tense these days, a little sore, so I'm like, you know what, I'll just go in and I'll get myself a massage I didn't go to my

1:24.3

normal massage place because it was last minute so I call some random place right up the

1:30.0

street and they have availability which always scares me a little bit when they're like

1:33.6

yeah come whenever you want. Next 24 hours are good for us.

1:38.0

Did you check out any of the yup reviews? None at all. They, um I called a couple of places and they were closed and this is the first one that said,

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