A Married Man’s Haiku
Asian Not Asian
Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 February 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Mic was on Netflix show but no one saw it. Fumi bought a car from an unhappily married man.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | And I was like, last, I was gonna close out the show and I was like, |
| 0:02.1 | all right, yeah, I'm gonna close out the show. |
| 0:04.3 | I had a fine set, it was fine, I made the mistake. |
| 0:07.7 | I'm going, okay, who saw me on Netflix? |
| 0:10.2 | Nothing. |
| 0:11.7 | Nothing. |
| 0:13.3 | Hey, welcome back to another episode of Asian Not Asian Podcasts. |
| 0:27.9 | We're two Asian guys, not from Asia. |
| 0:29.5 | Talk about American issues. |
| 0:30.5 | No American cares about how you're supposed to be out there. |
| 0:32.2 | And I'm Mike Nguyen. |
| 0:34.2 | Today we're coming at you both from New York City but from our individual |
| 0:38.0 | apartments because we are dumb dumbs and forgot to coordinate, |
| 0:41.1 | forgot that we were going to be in the same city. |
| 0:43.5 | Today is Saturday, February 5th, February 5th, |
| 0:47.3 | February 5th. |
| 0:48.8 | We hope that this podcast finds you, oh, bundled up. |
| 0:54.4 | It's a little chilly on the east coast. |
| 0:56.4 | I have not felt the forties in months. |
| 0:59.3 | So when I got off the airplane, I was struggling. |
| 1:01.9 | I don't think I own enough winter clothes. |
| 1:05.1 | This week's going to be tough for me. |
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