From Liverpool, from Liverpool, we need to talk about ghosts with Kevin Eustace.

Yes, it's Monday, and we all know what that means by now, don't we? Yes, we do indeed. Join in with me. It's time to talk about ghosts. With I,

Sir Kevin of Eustace. I haven't been knighted yet, but it's only a matter of time. I think we can all

agree. And of course, we're coming direct to you from our new studio, the new Wintag Towers,

and it feels much more like an actual tower because we are on like the second

floor of a very old building. Do I need to look into the history of this building? Yes, I believe I do.

Do I need to speak to the owners of the building and the people who work here and see if it's haunted?

Yes, I do. Have I done so yet? No, I haven't. And why haven't I? Because I'm the new kid in town.

And yeah, right, all I'm doing currently is like recording, holding in me wee and ween before I leave.

Because, you know, it takes time, doesn't it, to get to know people. Well, it shouldn't, but it does for me, especially when this room has no windows.

It's rather small.

It's surrounded by carpet.

And it's kind of perfect for me, being the hermit that I am.

But you know when you start a new job, I'm one of them people who would, for the first few months, stand at the back and kind of be

quiet, observe people. I'd probably be thought of as rude because I'm not interacting,

but it's more a case of observation and seeing what people's boundaries are, where I fit in

in the social structure. It's much harder to do when you only walk past someone ago morning

and then go into your box. So I think it's going to take a good long time before I've managed

to suss everyone out. But in the meantime, none of that's paranormal. Or is it? No, it's not. So we are

here to talk about ghosts and I hope you are all doing fantastically well.

Now, I will announce this now, so there's no surprises, as Radiohead would say.

Next week, we are in Glastonbury.

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