A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and-green-striped sweater and brown fedora? In these dreams, does said man make pun-based jokes and threaten to kill you? Has your bed recently tried to eat you? If so, you may have unintentionally roused the ire of a certain "Mr. Frederick Krueger." While a horrific death may be in your future, we offer the following option: propose a mutually-agreed-upon sexual romp with Freddy in exchange for your soul. While an orifice or two may be extremely sore the next morning, it may just save your life. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:07.1	Hi. Should we talk? I mean, it just looks like it's not...
1:13.5	It's not...
1:14.4	It's not optimal. Is it optimal? No, it's not optimal. This is boo-boo.
1:19.6	It's boo-boo. Hello. I'm boo-boo. And this is the fool. We're over here on the pod. We're
1:24.1	in Perth, we're in our third night at the, um, the fucking legendary Astrid Theater right next to
1:29.8	the fat dragon Chinese restaurant. Girl, not to tell her story because I don't do that, but
1:36.6	we pulled up in the bus and we pulled up in the bus and Kelly got out and said,
1:40.9	well, this doesn't look like the theater. We were next to her at the Chinese restaurant.
1:44.5	The Chinese restaurant. And they said, Kelly, this is a restaurant. She said,
1:47.3	oh, ow. Also, I have a chair. I share... I wanted to say dressing room, but she's in an office.
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