A Horse’s Dose of Ozempic and A Helen Keller Kerfuffle

Good Guys

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Mazel Morons! Today we’re finally addressing the rumors… Did Ben really conflate Helen Keller and Anne Frank? Is he back on Ozempic? Is Dave Grohl a POS? Is a fixer-upper an acceptable wedding gift? We’re bringing you the TRUTH on a silver platter, folks. Where else can you find honesty like this? Plus, we answer YOUR questions about managing mother-in-laws, paying on the first date, and more. We tell it like it is and if you can’t handle it, what are you, nuts?! Love ya, enjoy!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.3	They're not the great guys. We're just so good or good or good guys. Whoa. No, people like the intro.
0:34.6	Maybe we ask them, because now we have the song. What are we going to
0:37.7	intro at also? We have an intro song. I realized I don't care what the people think. Same.
0:44.2	I don't. The people are the worst. The people aren't the core listeners, Josh. The people are
0:49.6	fringe listeners. That's what we call them fringe. God bless the moron community. God bless the core
0:56.5	listeners. But I was thinking about feedback. And I think when you're doing what we do, which is
1:03.2	we're the Apple of podcast. So of course, I take a page out of Steve Jobs book. Could you be
1:10.3	drinking from a bigger water bottle right now?
1:12.2	What's happening?
1:13.1	Oh my God.
1:14.6	Did you become a gym bro in 2025?
1:19.6	Oh my God.
1:21.6	Everyone, he's drinking a water bottle that's the size of his torso.
1:30.2	Oh my God.
1:34.3	I'm just trying to stay hydrated.
1:36.3	Just trying to stay hydrated.
1:38.0	Oh, boy.
1:41.5	Sorry for distracting.
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