Welcome to the Shutdown Full Cast.

You are listening to the internet's only college football podcast.

If you hear another podcast, say that they are a college football podcast, look at them

and say, impasto de liar, the only one you need may not be the only one you want, but

we are definitely the only one you need.

Week zero has come and gone.

I am Spencer Hall joining me as always for this discussion of, yes, actual football.

America sport is my co-host Jason Kirk.

Jason Kirk, how are we doing, sir?

Could we call ourselves the only college football podcast you deserve?

That's definitely true.

Because I think there are a lot of ways.

That's definitely accurate.

I don't know if we want to be accurate.

Accurate is kind of against the brand here.

Is it not?

I think it's accurate in a way where it's unfalcifiable, which is the perfect kind.

Joining us as always is our permanent guest, Holly Anderson.

Hello, Holly.

I live here now.

You're in the walls.

I'm above the drop ceiling.

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