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The Scott Mills Weekly

A Footballer Walks Into A Bar...

The Scott Mills Weekly

BBC

Society & Culture

4.85.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

We send footballing legend Peter Crouch to a bar to tell some jokes to find out if he really is the funniest man in sport. Also our cuffing queen Kate is back with some more of her dating stories, listener Dave and his mates have an amazing WhatsApp group and do girls really look at your feet on a first date?

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0:00.0

Just before this BBC podcast gets underway, here's something you may not know.

0:04.6

My name's Linda Davies and I Commission Podcasts for BBC Sounds.

0:08.4

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0:14.3

experts and genuinely engaging voices. What you may not know is that the BBC

0:20.4

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0:24.6

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0:29.7

If you'd like to discover something a little bit unexpected, find your next podcast over at BBC Sounds.

0:36.0

This is a podcast from the BBC.

0:38.0

Here's Tuesday Scott Mills Daily Podcast, Kate the Cuffing Queen is back with some more of 38 dates. Also girls

0:46.1

do look at your shoes first before anything else if you're a potential date.

0:49.7

We found out on today's show. Dave and his mates have the best

0:52.6

WhatsApp group ever. We browse through DJ Kaled's new furniture range and Peter

0:57.4

Crouch tells anyone who will listen in the pub the world's absolute worst

1:01.4

football jokes.

1:09.0

Oh hi there we are on it's Tuesday lunchtime. Chris is here as well football shirt on.

1:12.0

Yeah yeah yeah no I just thought I'd represent today.

1:15.0

Is that what for shirt? Yeah I went down to the canteen though right and a guy that was

1:19.5

working there was like that's a proper football shirt that is and then brought everyone that

1:24.5

worked in the canteen one person at a time out from around the back and was like

1:28.0

Martin come and have a look at what a proper football team looks like and

1:32.1

they didn't care.

1:34.0

And then we wouldn't get the reaction he won,

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