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Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly penalty shootouts,

Plymouth Scaring Man City, silly red, soft reds, one very hard red card, the longest VAR check

of all time and

another bad day for Manchester United. All in all, a pretty entertaining FAA Cup fifth round.

Fulham win on Penns at Old Trafford. The competition's opening up for these pat on the head,

so-called smaller clubs. Burt Leno, their hero, in the shootout. A great win for Brighton

at St James's Park, the Eternal Danny Welbeck winning it in extra time. Everyone looked exhausted.

A terrible day for Eddie Howe's Isaac, who was brilliant when off injured and Anthony Gordon

slapped his way out of the Carabal Cup final.

More red missed at the vitality.

Matthas Cunia losing the plot shortly after scoring a belter.

Bournemouth win the shootout and will sit in silence for eight minutes to commemorate the

latest VAR milestone.

They needed VAR at Selhurst Park to judge whether Liam Roberts made contact with Jean-Philippe Metetta.

One of those you can watch it a thousand times and still not be completely sure.

Marco Asccio is good at football and Preston North End do something no team has done in 57 years, score against Burnley. Let's some EFL, the great goal from Hibs, Jan Bedner-X-Dog,

your questions, and that's today's Guardian Football Week.

On the panel today, Barry Glenn Denning, hello.

Hello, I really want to skip straight to Jan Bedner-X-Dog.

It's one of those where I've oversold it by even mentioning it, I would say. You know, yeah, you know, like I wouldn't skip through the rest of this, dear listener,

because there's not a lot to say.

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