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Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Our exclusive Draft Lottery coverage continues this week with truth teller Howard Beck from Sports Illustrated, but not before choosing sides in the power struggle in Philly and examining the beefy backstory of Patrick Beverley and Chris Paul. After we pry open his third eye, Howard shares his favorite NBA conspiracy theory, taking us on a joyride to Los Angeles circa 2011. We also reminisce on our favorite draft lottery "winners" from years past with the help of Illuminarmy heroes Bomani Jones, John Skipper and Ethan Sherwood Strauss. Subscribe to Basketball Illuminati! On Apple or Spotify Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:42.1	Guys, you know what I love?
0:43.6	I love when the world seeks to validate our podcasts, as opposed to our podcasts, validating
0:49.1	the world.
0:50.1	Do you guys watch the Daryl Mori Dock Rivers press conference at the end of this season?
0:54.1	Yeah, they had to do it together.
0:55.6	Usually it's like, the GM does it and then the coach does it, but they stood up there together.
1:00.1	Hand in hand, I mean, have you ever seen any pair of people more in disgust with one another
1:06.1	but have to pretend to the whole world that they love each other?
1:09.1	Oh, I mean, I'm a child of divorce.
1:12.1	What a silly question to ask, of course.
1:14.1	Of course, I'm familiar with that sort of tension.
1:17.1	The day one Illumin army, episode one, we talked about this, checks and balances.
1:23.1	When that trade went down, James Harden to Philly, Ben Simmons to Brooklyn, that it wasn't
1:29.1	done yet.
1:30.1	The dots are being connected.
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