A&E confessions with Shannon Kelly White

No Holes Barred

Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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In this weeks episode we have the absolute pleasure of being joined by Shannon from @shannonskitchenaustralia as she shares with us the realities of shoving a catheter up a tiny piss hole and what a broken penis looks like. We also get to enjoy the delights of Salmon up the vagina, one not to be missed...not to mention one that might put you off fish for life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us
0:06.1	So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in?
0:11.6	No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes
0:16.3	What? Whoa!
0:18.2	Scars, look at the falling!
0:20.0	I'm still not looking!
0:24.0	And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting!
0:29.2	Simple!
0:30.4	Just gonna lube up my lips before we start talking.
0:33.9	I'm looking at my really hairy knees.
0:36.3	Oh, the hairy knees, I've got hairy knees.
0:38.8	Make my own really bad, I might send you a picture of mine.
0:41.2	I never shaved my knees, I find it really tricky to shave my knees.
0:44.3	Well, all rat, what? Why are you 12?
0:48.2	They're just complicated, there's too many angles like fattest, just let them be hairy, it's fine.
0:54.2	No one really knows.
0:55.4	I swear to God, it would literally look like the end of a man's chin.
0:59.1	It's time to chat some ballad about fannie, tits and bath.
1:05.7	No topic is of the limit for these potty mouths found months.
1:09.8	So tell us all your secrets, we'd like to share the truth.
1:13.8	Bad saggy tits and edelworts and ice cubes up your hooves.
1:18.1	No holes bothered.
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