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Propaganda. This is the Propaganda Reports Drive drive time news blast. I am Brad

Binkley. Top story. The House of Representatives finally has a new speaker. Republican

House Representative Mike Johnson of Louisiana has been handed the gavel and yes

you heard that correctly the House of Assholes has chosen a Johnson as its leader and everyone was super excited about and eager to get back to work

starting with the newly elevated dick in charge during his first speech to the house and to the American people said this he said we're going

to dispense with all of the usual ceremonies and celebrations that traditionally follow

a new speakership because we have no time for either one.

The American people's business is too urgent in this moment.

The hour is late.

The crisis is great.

Johnson asserted.

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Johnson was the only house member horny for some congressional action as

many of his fellow Republicans in the House made the rounds in the media

excitedly assuring the American people that after three long weeks with no leadership

and no action that it's now time for the House to get back to work for the American

people. That was a statement that you heard

all of them say over and over again time to get back to work for the American

people and of course by American people they mean Israel.

Time to get back to work for Israel,

because the first action they urgently took

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