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Welcome back to The Toast and Happy Tuesday.

Yeah, you're listening to the podcast of like the most interesting girl on the planet.

Claudia's in the news today.

You are in the stories.

You are the stories.

Do I have like a different energy? I hate this phrase, but I do feel like I have main character energy right now. Like, do you feel like everyone's talking about me? I feel like it's my birthday. The amount of people like blowing up my DMs and my text. I feel like I don't even know how many people are talking about you and we'll get into it because I saw you in page six this morning. And I've been seeing you in my algorithm from accounts I don't follow talking about influencer Claudia Asre being body shamed by the new real housewife. Yeah. It's such drama. I'm good body shame. Okay. I don't want to spoil it, but like I did make some news yesterday. I posted a TikTok. There was a lot of news in the Bravo universe and like it kind of had to do with me. So I spoke my truth. People were interested in my truth and hearing it.

And we'll talk.

If you. make some news yesterday. I posted a TikTok. There was a lot of news in the Bravo universe and like it kind of had to do with me. So I spoke my truth. People were interested in my truth and hearing

it. And we'll talk if you aren't on TikTok. I did post it on TikTok because I was like, you know, giving it to the real fans first. And so I will tell the whole story from the beginning. But I don't want to talk about that right now. I just want to say, like, yes, you are listening to the

podcast of, like, the girl in the news. And we will talk about the thing, you know,

we're not going to skirt around it and like how i'm feeling yeah no i will like

one of my like my high school bully is like a 10 year long bullying campaign is becoming famous i'm really

excited to talk about i really need to dig this, get my teeth into it and sort of

trying my head around, like what's going on here. Yeah. And I feel like a lot of people are going to be surprised at my take. I think we're going to wind up giving grace. No, I'm not going to give grace. Like you'll see. You're going to forgive her? Let's not spoil. We have so much to do I feel like you're going to forgive her.

Sort of.

You'll see.

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