From Liverpool

We need to talk about ghosts

With Kevin Eustace

Yes, it's Monday

That was loud, wasn't it?

Yes, it's Monday

And either way, be it soft or loud,

It means it's time to talk about ghosts.

Hooray! And possibly aliens? Because what in the world is going on?

At the time of speaking, we, I'll see we, the US, have shot down four unidentified flying object in the sky.

And apparently China's shot one down too.

Apparently Russia has as well.

So are we being invaded?

Very possibly.

And they've literally said on the news,

like the general in America in charge of all this stuff,

has said, he was asked,

what about aliens? And he said,

well, we can't rule it out. What? That's not an answer you meant to give. You're meant to say,

nah. But it turns out, yeah, you don't know. We might be getting invaded. Because loads of weird stuff has been happening recently. I don't know whether you're seeing this, but it's on

nassar.com. It's a genuine story.

Part of the sun has fell off.

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