that should have smartened people up to this whole you know we got to fix the housing shit

for the amount of people that were living at myself included and you were living in apartments

during that thing where it's just like god damn it i wish i even had like a little porch you know

like oh i did not i had the coy pond fucking porch i had the coy pond with hughy louis and dewey i

actually had a little oh yeah yeah when you were in philly it was much much much better yeah

that was a much much better setup literally covid that was literally covid yeah that must have been

nice where in that moment where it's like yeah this sucks i'm kind of in the middle of nowhere and I'm somewhere new but at least you had some space I had some fit you know get some fishies that's not a yeah can't be upset about having a couple fish you do no no I kind of miss him I actually wish I had another koi pond but it can't have one in Chicago because people will eat him here so yeah that's true. They'll rob them. They'll rob the goal.

Yes, they'll rob them at gunpoint, you know?

The fish are sitting there. Like, it's like, well, you fucking with me? And it's just like sitting in the water, you know, they get real mad about it. They're like, well, you're just going to ignore me? That's right. Well, it's a fish. it doesn't really talk or nothing it's just like oh what what it's just too good what it thinks

better than me coy tariffs there you go It's a fish. It doesn't really talk or nothing. It's just like, oh, what, what? It's just too good?

What? I think is it better than me?

Coy tariffs. There you go, Chalk. Coit tariff.

Coy tariff sounds like an NXT wrestler name.

Yeah, I can see that. That really does.

Yeah. Who are you? Coi Tariffs.

Yeah. Making his weight of the ring. Weighing... 232 pounds! Yeah. When he be measured in what? Notical... Oh, stone. Some sort of... Weighing 16 stone? Ah, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got to be measured in some sort of... Notical... Stone. Yeah. So, Coy Terriff. What is it? Mark Twain? Isn't that what it is? Twain is a measurement, too? That's where he got that stupid. Yeah, that's where you got that stupid name because his real name was Samuel Clemens. But Mark Twain, Twain was a measurement in the water, and they would say Mark when you hit Twain.

And I think that's how he came up with the name Mark Twain. I want to know just, what was it? What did you say? It was Samuel Clemens. I thought so. I'm like, that's not bad though. That's not a bad name. It could be complete bullshit. You know what casuals? Yeah. I was told that fact when I was single digits and it always stuck with me and I never, I never said,

you know what?

Is that real?

Hey.

I feel the same way about the tooth fairy.

I can see that one.

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