5 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2023
⏱️ 134 minutes
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Mr. P finally reads a fiction book and boy is it an ADVENTURE! Thank you to all of our patreons who made suggestions and voted on this book because it was so fun to listen to, not the book itself but the pain in Mr. P's voice. In This weeks episode Alex explains to Mrs. P A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR), the YA fantasy novel by Sarah J. Maas. This spoiler filled jaunt is truly one of our favorite podcasts this year. Wondering if we have convinced Mr. P to read more romance fiction? By the end of this episode, you will know the answer.
Sit back, and get ready to be taken over the wall to Prythian in the first ever Mr. P's book report.
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0:00.0 | Welcome to Pearlmania 500. |
0:02.0 | The husband and wife lore podcast where one of them does deep, deep analytical research on a topic. |
0:08.0 | Important topics. |
0:09.0 | Then they wait until Sunday afternoon. |
0:11.0 | They take that partner, that husband, that wife. |
0:14.0 | They walk them into a spare bedroom, not the main bedroom, the spare bedroom, where there's a set of microphones. |
0:21.4 | They sit down for those microphones, and then they reach out and grab each other by the hands. |
0:25.8 | Then they pin each other up against the wall. |
0:27.8 | Wait, what? |
0:28.1 | And they start pushing that lore and that knowledge that they've deeply researched right into each other's brains to the point where they have to deal with it. |
0:36.7 | And then, for some reason, thousands of people listen to this. |
0:40.5 | I know. |
0:40.9 | What is happening? |
0:42.5 | What's happening is I just spent the last two weeks reading a 400-page horny fairy book. |
0:49.3 | Yeah. |
0:50.0 | And this is officially the Court of Thorns and Roses, Mr. Pearlmania book report. |
1:06.4 | There's a place where you can't stay |
1:10.9 | When the world gets to insane |
1:14.0 | Yeah |
1:15.6 | When the world gets to inning |
1:19.1 | Toon in to Pearlmania |
1:22.3 | Broney talks and pony jars |
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